life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
(via with-love-not-war)
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
(via dimsumdum)
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
(via sharpedlamb)
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via with-love-not-war)
